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"Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo"

— Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

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aang-banged:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time


BRUH

aang-banged:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

BRUH

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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kingcheddarxvii:

do u think god ever gets sad like “what do u mean u don’t love urself i worked so hard on u….”

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russia-desu-chan:

Parent: You know, I didn’t have a cell phone or a computer when I was your age!

Me:
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how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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You can generally tell what kind of asshole someone is by how they talk about their Exes

thighetician:

If your new lady-friend makes everybody she dated and/or fucked before you sound like some kind of villain, there’s a good chance that she’s herself was a large part of the problem.

You don’t generally want to get too involved with those kinds of people, they don’t try to look at themselves objectively.

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say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

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hickster55:

Getting your testicles stuck in a vacuum cleaner would 100% suck balls

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paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

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arekayisevolving:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Being on tumblr as an Australian can get really confusing at times, the amount of times I see TMI Tuesday posts, or Throwback Thursday posts and my immediate reaction is like:

But then I realise I’m a day ahead and I’m just like:

Y’all time travelers.

Yes we are…but don’t tell the drop bears that.

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beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

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amyerikapond:

is it too early in the school year for a mental breakdown yet

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